Showing posts with label ben schwartz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ben schwartz. Show all posts

Friday, April 14, 2023

“Renfield” - All bite and no bark.

Six years ago, Universal Studios attempted to start a franchise called Dark Universe that was supposed to feature a bunch of classic horror characters. The first movie, The Mummy, did exactly what I predicted it would do. Namely, it crushed the franchise in its infancy. With the Dark Universe stomped to dust, Universal did what any studio desperate to revive intellectual property would do - hire Nicolas Cage to play Dracula in a movie titled Renfield.

While Cage’s last movie The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was a critical success, it was not a commercial success. Cage’s box office results over the past fifteen years have been pretty ugly. The last non-animated success Cage had was 2007’s National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Since then, Cage starred in a string of mediocre to eye-coveringly bad movies. Massive Talent worked primarily because it featured Cage making fun of his own life and career, but that film probably doesn’t work with any other actor. Either Cage begged Universal to let him be Dracula or Universal never saw Season of the Witch.

Credit to Universal for trying something different with Dracula. Renfield is an action comedy told from the standpoint of Renfield (Nicholas Hoult). It’s not absurd like Dracula: Dead and Loving It, but it’s also not serious like Interview with a Vampire. Renfield attempts to follow the path of Warm Bodies, presenting a light-hearted romp humanizing the traditionally loathsome Renfield. Where Warm Bodies cast zombies as sympathetic characters needing to rediscover emotions to become human again, Renfield casts a sympathetic character trapped in a codependent relationship with Dracula, looking for a way out of Dracula’s control to become human again.

The good news is Renfield is entertaining. The heart of the film is apparent in every action sequence, bodies exploding in fountains of bright red blood, body parts being torn from torsos then used to kill more bad guys, and enough novelty deaths to make Chuck Norris proud. The frantic and choppy camera work in these scenes left something to be desired, but it wasn’t distracting enough to detract from the scenes.

Also quite entertaining are the performances from Cage, Hoult, Awkwafina, and Ben Schwartz. All of them were noticeably enjoying themselves, especially in those action scenes. Schwartz makes the most of this opportunity, playing a drug cartel lieutenant with a zeal and gusto that comes from knowing exactly what kind of movie this is. Awkwafina plays Rebecca Quincy, a traffic cop bent on trying to take down the cartel. While Quincy is tragically underdeveloped, Awkwafina provides much of the comic relief and even manages to pull off action sidekick. Hoult shines as the title character, though like Quincy, he suffers from far too little character development. Hoult is convincing as both an action star - featured in several scenes piling up a body count - and a charming and disarming everyman just trying to get back his life. For better and for worse, Cage overshadows all three of them.

Cage is clearly channeling the Nicky Cage of his youth, chewing up scenery and delivering a very memorable and depraved Dracula. It wasn’t a perfect performance as his enthusiasm caused him to break character a couple of times (once during a rant in Renfield’s apartment and again during the climactic fight scene). We’ll forgive him though since he had to deliver his lines through a mouth full of sharpened teeth.

The bad news is Renfield suffers from an incoherent and scattershot plot that exposes how hard the film needs to lean into its over-the-top action scenes to paper over its bad writing. A main component of the film is that Renfield attends support-group meetings for people in toxic, codependent relationships. In the right hands, this theme could be really funny and clever, but the screenplay goes for the obvious and mostly unfunny play. Renfield describes his relationship with Dracula as a generic work relationship to group leader Mark (Brandon Scott Jones). Mark tells Renfield to stand up to his boss (Dracula) and take his power back. The joke here is obvious - a play on words because Dracula has actual supernatural powers - but it falls flat because the movie never commits to breaking the codependency as the main motivation. Instead, the film throws in the drug cartel, an entire city of corrupt cops, an extremely weak attempt at a romance between Quincy and Renfield, an abandoned family, and Dracula’s desire to take over the world. But Renfield wears an ugly sweater after ghosting Dracula and that’s funny...maybe?

In addition to the failed theme, the film is riddled with inconsistencies and head-scratching decisions. After Dracula is nearly killed during an opening flashback scene, we’re told that Renfield is responsible for providing victims for Dracula to heal himself and that the recovery process is very slow. We are even treated to a delightfully grotesque, half-constituted Dracula hobbling around on a cane, complaining to Renfield that he wants to feast on cheerleaders and nuns instead of drug-addicts. Yet, Dracula quickly becomes fully healed despite Renfield delivering no more victims after that.

While we may be able to overlook that plot hole, it’s far more difficult to understand why the entire New Orleans police force needed to be corrupt in this story. The drug cartel provides plenty of cannon fodder for the fight scenes, so why insert a bunch of cops? Like with the support group, the corrupt cops subplot seems to be there to generate cheap laughs, but it too falls flat, especially since Quincy’s FBI agent sister Kate (Camille Chen) literally works down the hall.

When I weigh the good news against the bad news, the good news squeaks out the win. While the bad writing pulled the movie down several notches, I found more than enough glee in the action and performances. It was a little disappointing that the movie didn’t try harder to write a better story, not to mention fleshed out characters, but it’s rare to find such reckless abandon in action sequences work so well. We’ll never see the Dark Universe that Universal envisioned, but at least they managed a fun Dracula.

Rating: Ask for five dollars back - the action sequences weren’t that good.

Monday, February 24, 2020

“Sonic the Hedgehog” - Fair enough.

My son was looking forward to seeing Sonic for weeks. I was not as enthusiastic, but such are the sacrifices a parent makes for his kid. Unlike him, my memory of Sonic goes all the way back to the original Sega Genesis game, not to mention I also remember many crappy movies based on games with practically no plot (I’m still scarred from Super Mario Bros). In other words, my expectations for this Sonic movie were somewhere between Super Mario Bros and a tax audit. Surprisingly, it was not a terrible movie. Mediocre at best. Bland, to be specific.

The film is basically what you would get if you let a C-minus student who had never played or seen a Sonic game make a movie out of it, telling him only “Sonic run fast.” My biggest issue with the film was Jim Carrey (as Dr. Robotnik) doing a reprisal of Fire Marshal Bill, but if Fire Marshal Bill was doing his impression of Ace Ventura. It’s not that he shouldn’t have been delivering an over-the-top cartoon villain, it’s that the context in which the character is introduced makes his character completely nonsensical. I know some people still get a kick out of vintage Jim Carrey, but he gave us a character who was ninety-five percent obnoxious with five percent occasional sprinkles of a fun character. But, I can at least say this movie didn’t scar me or my son. Speaking of which, here is what he had to say about this movie.

And away we go.

Tell me about Sonic the Hedgehog.
Umm…I liked it?

Are you asking me or telling me?
Telling.

What did you like about it?
I liked the beginning where the evil people, like the bad guy, and the rings, and also the power outage.

That’s a lot of things. Tell me more about the evil people. Who are the evil people?
They aren’t people, they’re robots. And the crazy mustache guy.

What did the robots look like and what did they do?
They’re little 3-D ovals with a red camera on the front that shoot lasers. I think. If I can remember.

How were they controlled by the crazy mustache guy?
The crazy mustache guy had this giant electric semi-truck that had secret buttons and holders and levers and he pushed those buttons to control them. He also had a tiny ship that had those controls.

What about his gloves? They seemed like gloves with controllers in them to me.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember now. They were like the controls.

Who is the crazy mustache guy and what was he trying to do?
He was trying to capture Sonic so that maybe he could put Sonic in like big, big, bigbigbigbig trouble.

What do you mean by trouble?
Like, jail.

Jail?
Yeah. But he could just burst out of the jail.

Tell me again why was he trying to catch Sonic?
Because of the power outage.

Who wants a mustache ride? Literally no one.

You mentioned the power outage before. Tell me about the power outage.
It all began, like, um, where Sonic saw kids playing on a baseball field and after the game he spotted a bag full of equipment. He took the bag of equipment and went and played baseball and announced “batter up! Sonic.” And he just ran to the pitcher’s mound and ran to the plate and picked up the bat and hit the ball and ran to the outfield and didn’t catch the ball. Minutes later, he ran around and around the bases that created a lightning bolt and created the power outage.

You also mentioned rings. Tell me about the rings.
These rings are like magic rings. If you throw one up, it makes up a portal to another world and he went through a ring and ended up at Earth.

Oh. So Sonic is from a different world than Earth?
Sonic is from a world with an island that has a racetrack.

Why did Sonic leave his world?
Because hungry intruders were invading his home with his mom, the owl. And Sonic was running away with the owl and the hungry intruders shot the owl and they went down because the owl was flying. The owl said “you have to go to another dimension so you can be safe.” Sonic was like “no, I want to stay with you” and he had to go to Earth and spawned in the forest.

Was the evil guy from Sonic’s world?
No.

Where was he from?
Earth.

Did he have a name?
I don’t remember. He did. But I don’t remember. I have no idea.

Fair enough. Were the any other main characters?
Uh, yeah. The cop. I don’t remember his name.

Of course you don’t. Do you remember what Sonic called him?
OHHHHH. YEAHHHHHHH. Donut Lord! WOOOOO! *clapping*

You're Mustache Guy? You're Donut Lord?

Great name. So what was officer Donut Lord doing in the movie? What was his deal? Was he helping Sonic? Trying to catch Sonic?
At the beginning, he was starting to help him, then he was like “yeah, you’re super cool” at the end.

So they were friends?
Mmm-hmm. And donut lord’s family got everything out of his cave and moved it to the attic of their house.

Alright. What did you like about the movie?
I liked when they went to that party thing where Sonic froze everything except him.

Like Quicksilver in X-Men?
I don’t know what that is.

Fair enough. What didn’t you like about the movie?
I don’t know. I didn’t have any unliked parts.

If you could change something in the movie, what would you change?
The military people. They didn’t really care. I would change them trying to help the giant mustache guy.

Does the movie make you want to play a Sonic video game?
Yeah. Dad? Can I play it today?

Not tonight. Maybe this weekend. Anything else you want to say about the movie?
No. That’s everything.

Rating:
How much money should you ask for back when the movie is over?
Fifty cents back because it’s just that the military was not very sense-y about it. Heeeeheeeeheeeeheee.